A TEXT POST

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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A VIDEO

dysfunctional-lesbian:

devildoll:

are you fucking kidding me

finger painting to the extreme

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A VIDEO

weeping-daleks:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

damfrozencupcakes:

to anyone who messages me:

this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen

THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT

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A PHOTO

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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A TEXT POST

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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A TEXT POST

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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A PHOTO

nowyoukno:

elroidness:

harukami:

robowolves:

johannamasonjar:

henryisgod:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

fruitshateme:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

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A TEXT POST

oomshi:

do me for the vine

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A PHOTO
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A TEXT POST

lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

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A CHAT
  • definition of whipped: one direction fans
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A TEXT POST

genesequencer:

i can cry in six languages

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A TEXT POST

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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A TEXT POST

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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A TEXT POST

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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